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Howe's 1000 Jigs and Reels

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Well thought microphone placement, tater tot casserole, less-expensive guitars that when recorded sound unexpectedly, unexplainably better than your friend's uncle's Martin D-"whatever", real tomato ketchup, old Audis, college football ...more to come...

Snobbish attitudes, pickers who think that fast playing equals good playing, people who not only have no ability to think outside of the box but also insist on throwing little annoying pea gravel pebbles at those who do (please, people, just sit there in your box and let the world happen around you), anyone who has ever hosted America's Funniest Home Videos, Hummer owner's who feel the need to act and drive like they own a Hummer, inappropriate use of apostrophe's